Baseball Card Haikus

The name says it all.
If you want a haiku done,
Send a funny card
Tom Seaver sees you.
Through space and time he gazes,
Deep into your soul.

Tom Seaver sees you.
Through space and time he gazes,
Deep into your soul.

A-rod, you devil.
Prickin your butt all this time!
The steroid thing, too.

A-rod, you devil.
Prickin your butt all this time!
The steroid thing, too.

The brothers Upton
Best set of Upton twins since
Kate hit puberty

The brothers Upton
Best set of Upton twins since
Kate hit puberty